Sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do,

babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do,
sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kahaa sharaab chhod do,
aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod do,
ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi chhod do

Dabang

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

I wish a wish for u.

I wish a wish for u.
The wish i wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
Eid Mubarak

EID MUBARAK

*_____*
¡’-.__.-’!  Advàñçe
!______! Eid Card 4 u
¤kindly open it¤
advance
¤=========¤
)  HAPPY (
(EID MUBARAK)
) FOR U (
.¤=====@@@@@

Sardar said to doctor

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

Aap Ko Bhi Ho Mubarik

Khushbu-e-Gulab hai Paseena RASOOL ka,

Aap ko bhi ho Mubarik Mahina RASOOL ka”

EID-e-MILAD-UN-NABI Mubarik Ho

Aao baten karen Light chali gae hai

‘Aao baten karen.

Light chali gae hai
Light agaye hai
Light jane vali hai
Light ane vali hai
Light nahi aye
Light nahi gaye
Light ja bhe sakti hai
Light aa bhe sakti hai
Light dim hai
Light tez hai
Light aa kiun nahi rahe?
Light jaa kiun nahi rahe.

Okay bye,
aap se baten kar k bohat maza aya.’

Wazarat e bijli ne Load Shedding Khatam karne ka Elaan Latest sms 2013

Breaking News:
Wazarat e bijli ne Load Shedding Khatam karne
ka Elaan

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Sorry,

Abi itna hi suna tha,
K Light chali gai hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MOON is upset and SUN is Happy

MOON is upset and SUN is Happy
Bcoz
“MOON” is Going 2 miss “U”
&
“SUN” is Waiting to see “U”
So,Have a Sweet
And
Lovely Day..,

GOOD MORNING…

Have a wonderful day

,\ ! /,
_- O -_
,_,.+””-._,.+””-._ ,+
Good
Morning
Feel the freshness
&
gentle touch of morning sunrise.
Have a wonderful day..

Hume zagate the aur ek aj kal ka

Ek zamana tha jab subha subha
“KUKRUKU”
Karke
“MURGE”
Hume zagate the aur ek aj kal ka
jamana h
“HUME” sms karke
“MURGO” ko zagana padta h.
Gud morning

Tapkane ka nhi

r–._,———..
“-, .c-.——”’
/ i–’
C__J
Dro mat,
khali dhamkane ka h apko,
Tapkane ka nhi,
Aj kal apke SMS nhi aa rele h.
Dhyan rakhna…
(@^@) GOOD MORNING

Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai

THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR
tak ane wali “NINDIYA” xpress
Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai,
Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne
Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae.
GOOD MORNING

We realize everything’s changed

Good Morning!
We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everything’s changed!

Subha bakhair

As rain covers the sun..

Truth covers the lie..

Flowers cover the garden..

I wish

&

Pray that

“Happiness”

Covers all da worries of ur life…

Ameen..

Subha bakhair

When u start ur day

When u start ur day
Keep 3words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
“Gud Morng dost”

Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye

Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye Sahib Neend Se..?

“Ay Dill”

Suna Hai Bahot Soutey Hain Ye Hussan Waley…

Good Morning..

Lo 1 Or Sal B Guzar Geya

Lo 1 Or Sal b Guzar geya.
Dukh iska nahi k Humari Shadi nahi hui
.
Khushi is bat ki hai k Tumhari b nahi
hui…

(“,)/
<))
/>Is parcham K Saye Taly
Ham 1 hain Ham 1 hain;

App aur Pepsi may 3 Cheezain same hain

App aur PEPSI may 3 Cheezain same hain..

1.Sab ko pasan ho.

2.Dono sweet ho
.
Aur
.
3.Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay.

PLZ MIND
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.
.
Zarur karna warna msg ka maza kirkira hojae ga…

Line Marne k 3 Tarike

Line marne k 3 tarike…:D
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1:- pen se
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.
.
2:- Marker se
.
.
.
3:- Pencil se.
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.
.
Sab ko apne jaisa Line
marne wala
mat samjho…:P
Sach ma bahut sharif hun
yaar . .

Ek Ladki Ek Din Art Gallery

Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh kar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?”
.

Maalik : “Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna dosto

life me ansoo ponchny waly to bht milty hain magar

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.
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.
.
.
..
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.
..
naak ponchny koi ni ata

so apny rumaal apny pass rakhna thand aa gai hai

I believe that love the one who loves youI believe that love the one who loves you

When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you…

Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz

Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after

10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Mein Gaye

Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,

Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha

Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha,

Agar Tumhare Paas Chaar Toffee hain! Un Mein Se Maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?

Baccha bola:Chaar
Teacher:Wo kaise

Baccha bola:Main Thori Na BeWakoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.

Us Ne Apni Khushi Ki Khatir

Us Ne Apni Khushi Ki Khatir Mere
DIL Ke Tukre Tukre Kar Diye

DOstO

Lekin
Wo Khud Hi Ro Parhi Har
Tukre Pr Apna Nam Dkh Kr…

Ussi Jaga Par Khari Hoon

‘Ussi
Jaga Par Khari Hoon
Jahan Woh Bichra Tha

Suna
Hai Jab Se Ke Mosam
Palat Ker Aate Hein……..!!!!’

Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aati Hai

Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aati Hai Naam Likhta Hon

Jab Takya Per Ser Hota Hai Mahsoos Karta Hon

Ya Rab De Un Ko Sabre Jameel Or
Humko Chain Woh Juda Huwe Hain Jab Se Na Hai Kisi Ko Sukoon…

Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye

Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye,

Hum ko Khona Tha Hum ne Kho Diya.
Fark To Itna Tha ?

Us ne Zindagi Ka Ek Pal Khoya,
Hum ne Ek Pal May Puri Zindagi Kho Diya

Bardi Hseen Thi Zindgi Jab

Bardi Hseen Thi Zindgi Jab

Na Kisi Se Muhabbt Na Kisi Se Nafrat Thi

Zindgi Me Ek Mod Aisa Aaya

Muhabbat Ek Se Hui Or Nafrat Sari Dunia Se Ho Gai.

Ammi mera English teacher

'Beti: Ammi mera English teacher kitna khubsurat hai na? 
Ammi: Beta ustad baap ki jaga hota hy 
Beti: Ammi aap hamesha apny chakkar me rehna humara na sochna :('

Maa: Tu Apne Baal kyun nhi katwata

'Maa: Tu Apne Baal kyun nhi katwata? 
Beta: Mom it's fashion :) 
Maa: Wo to thik he pr "Log Teri 
Behen k liye ate he aur Tujhe 
Pasand kr jate he... :D:-P'

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai.

Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai.

Yu To Awaz Aati Hai Har Shishe Ke Tutne Ki.

Par Kabhi Kabhi Bina Awaz Ke Bhi Sab Kuch Toot Jata Hai…

Hum to bike chalate hue larki

'Hum to bike chalate hue larki ko ungli kr rahe tey, 
......Faraz...... 
Humain kia pata tha wo Rehman malik ki beti niklegi...:p 
Dekh yr sasur ki hat gai :p 
Bike par hi pabandi lagadi.'

3 dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile.

'3 dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile... 
1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke 
Patake 
Laaye, 
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye, 
2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke 
Pataake 
Laaye 
Thhe, 
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye, 
3rd:D daddy Ghar Par Nahin 
Thay... 
Toh 
Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek 
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne 
Baari- 
Baari 
Bajayaa.. :D'

Good Evening sms

Good Evening Wishes

What is microsoft excel

Santa In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”

Santa : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer

(what is microsoft excel)

Santas father brought a new sim card

Santa’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
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“New Father”

(Santas father brought a new sim card)

Sardar was awarded 2010 nobel prize

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”

Which States:

“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->

(Sardar was awarded 2010 nobel prize)

Air hostess sir kya loge?

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

(Air hostess sir kya loge?)

Tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

(Tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai)

Kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar gya

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.
(Sardar kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar gya)

Dahi ki english btao

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao?
,
,
,
,
,
Sardar sochne k bad:
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.!

Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge

Bachao Bachao 

2nd: Ab kese hen? 


1st: Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..

Hum to udti chidya k bhi

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

College ki ladki se bola

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

Sardar ko mayyat wale ghar se mar par gai

Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai.

Wajah?

Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhey Thy.

Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola

O Mama Uth! Baraf de
Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.

Sardar in fire brigade :P

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey.

Sardar me kal mushaery me gya

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
“WA HAYAT”

“Wahayat”

Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai… hum kirey k alag pese lega… =P ;->

Jin bhot aur rohain rehti hy

Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->

Santa 60th birthday

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

Ajj 4 wajjay khotyan di race aye

Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.

Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye!

Sardar in romantic style

Newly Weded Srdr Couple’s Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

Es shehr me sab kuch hi bas teri kami

Aa ja keh abi zabat ka mosam nhi guzra

Aa ja keh abi barf paharo pe jami ha

Khushboo’n ke dareechon se sitaron ki haddon tak

Es shehr me sab kuch hi bas teri kami ha………………………..

Pathan going to Cinema

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
. 
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata