hahaha Awara Pakistani Gujjar

Aarbic Funny

Ha ha ha ha

Pakistan Railway Toilet

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

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Guess!!

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Pakistan Railways Track

U can use it from Karachi to Khyber

Proud to be a PAKISTANI…!!!

DON

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Don ki car se cheni nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
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Don khud 1 pao ly kar ja raha hai..!!

Low Balance

Subah Sham apki hi yad aavay hy

Sari sari raat hum ko jagavay hy

Dil to aap ko call krnay ko chahvay hy

Pr call center ki CHHOKRI ny balance km btavay hy…

Light

    ""MUJHY""
Do chezain bht tang krti hain,,,,,,,
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*AAP KI YAAD*
Jo aati bht hai
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   ""LIGHT""
Jo jati bht hai:) gud mrng!

Wah Re Mohabbat

Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli

“WAH RE MOHABAT”

1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..

Parrot

1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?

Dating

('-_-')(@.@)
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Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.

Modern Faqeer

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.

Wah Re Mohabbat

Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
“WAH RE MOHABAT”
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..

Lassi Pee Lena

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

Ek Larka

Ek larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lekr chalta tha
Nazren jhuka k shrma k
Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha
Kuch kehna tha shyad usko
Pr jane kis se darta tha
Jab b milta tha mujhse
Yehi pucha krta tha
Ye ON kese hota hy
Ye ON kese hota hy
Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..

What is Confidence?

What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!

Apple

A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.

Mama Ji

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

Pakistan Vich Agaya!

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..

New Plot

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

Light Hai?

ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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. yAr LiTe Ha…???

Pagal to Doctor

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

Two Blondes Are Driving Down The Street

Two blondes are driving down the street and they see a cop car with it’s lights on sitting behind a road service truck. The man in the service truck is changing the cops tire.  The blondes look at each other and one says, “Man, these field sobriety tests are really getting hard.”

Why Was Six Afraid Of Seven

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

How Do You Confuse A Blond

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How Did Helen Keller’s Mother Punish Her

Q. How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?

A. By rearranging the living-room furniture.

Thumb Importance

Importance of thumb:
Babies use it 4 chewing.
ILLiterate PEOpl use it 4 sign
Winners use it 4 victory
& my fans use it 4 reading my Msgs
Oohhh..u 2..??
Crazy fans! ;-)

ROBOT

1 admi apny bety k liey aisa ROBOT laya jo jhut bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha
Beta; papa aj me school ni jaunga mery pait ma dard ha (chatakh)!
Bap:dekha! Ap ne jhut bola is liey apko saza mili,me jb ap jitna tha to kbi jhut ni bolta tha(chatakh)!!
Wife (hanste huey):ap hi ka beta ha (chatakh).

A Touching Love Story

a boy n Girl Luv each other.
One day They were Talking.
Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.

uff What a Touching Story :-D

Hijack!

A guy in plane sttod up n shouted
“HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared n raised Hands
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frm other end Of the plane a guy shouted back
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“Hi JOHN”

English SMS Joke

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun…

Pls sab meri mother k liye dua kareen

Pls sab meri mother k liye dua kareen..

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Allah unko jildi pyari c bahu ata farmaey 

Sab bolo AMEEN 

 

Doctor Joke

• A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
• Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.

  Doctor: It makes no difference.

  Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :D

Samajdhar Pappu!

Pappu k ghar guest Aa gaey,
Maa ney kaha “jao baita ja k mehmanon k liay kuch ley k Aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur..
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Raksha le Aaya:)
G OYE PAPPU.

Cigarette Noshi

Doctor ne 2 charsiyon se kaha Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai

Charsi: Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi ay…

Pakstani Bulb

Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: 
Respect her, 
Honour her, 
Luv her, 
Protect her, 
Care 4 her, 
Obey her, 
Sacrifice 4 her.. 


HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY? 
Just smile once (Game over)

Acha Tooth Paste

1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)

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2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.

Chutiya

1 Pakistani Japan main cooking k muqable main khali pateeli me chamcha chala raha tha.

Japani: ye kia bana rhy ho?

Pakistani:
CHUTIYA ;-

Friendship

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..

Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..

 

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,

Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…

This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..

but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

Golden words sms

GOLDEN WoRDS..

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Gold k thay na.

Chori ho Gay Yar.

“A CUTE JOKE”

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,

Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

Arrey beta tum kitne baray ho gaye ho

Aunty:

Arrey beta tum kitne baray

ho gaye ho

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Beta:

Haan aunty, aur koi option

hi nai tha

NewsPaper & Lady

Aurat aur Newspepar me kya aik jesa hai????

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1} dono hi bahut batuni hote hai.

2} dono jahan bhi jate hai bahut si news sath lekar jate hai.

3} Purani ho jaane ke sorat mein dono ki he nahi hoti.

New way of writting answers

New way of writting answers in exams.

If you don’t know the answer,

then put lines like this :

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and write below :

“Scratch here for ANSWERS”

A student was asked

A student was asked to write

a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus...

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he wrote:-

 

"Drive carefully!

Don't kill da students,

wait for the teachers" :P

If u paint wit 40,000Rs Royal Paint,

If u paint wit 40,000Rs Royal Paint,

ur home wil luk colourful..!

Bt,

If u drink 400Rs Royal Stag,

d whol world wil luk colorful,

Pagal

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

Afridi Ne six maara.

Pehla Pagal!!

Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

Katrina Kaif Picture

Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

Coke

1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola
MAA

Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon

Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA
Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

Charsi ki Dawat

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,

aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,

Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?

Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!

yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

MBA student hugs a girl

MBA student hugs a girl

Girl: what is dis ?

Boy: direct marketing

Girl: slaps a boy

Boy: what is dis ?? .

Girl: customer's feedback