Tanhai mein gunah karne se bacho

Tanhai main gunah karne se bacho,

Kyon k

Is gunah k gawah Allah Tala khud hote hain.

Hazrat Jibrael, Mekael, Israfeel and Izrafeel Rasul Pak (Sallallaho Alaeh Wasallum) k pass aye,

Hazrat Jibrael Said,

“Jo admi jumay k din 10 martaba Aap (Sallallaho Alaeh Wasallum) per durood pak bhejay ga main uska hath pakar kar bijli ki tarah pulsirat se guzar dunga.”

Hazrat Mekael said,

“Main usay Hozay Kausar ka pani pilaunga.”

Hazrat Israfeel said,

“Main sajday main gira rahunga jab tak Allah uski maghfirat na kar day.”

Hazrat Izrael said,

“Main uski ruh is tarah qabz karunga jis tarah peghambaron ki.”

Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?

A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?

The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.

He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:

Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets, Which One Will You Choose?

The Christian Replied: The Covered one.

The Muslim Guy Said: That’s How We See & Respect Our Women.

Zindagi me kabhi halaat k sath samjhota karna paray

Zindagi me kabhi halaat k sath samjhota karna paray to ghabrana mat, kyon k

Jhukta wahi hai jis me jaan hoti hai, akarna to murday ki pehchaan hai.

Hazrat Ali (Rehmat-ullah Alaeh)

Kia likhun hamd us Khuda ki lafzon main

Kia likhun hamd us Khuda ki lafzon main,

Jo na mangun to ata karta hai aur mang lon to be-hisaab deta hai.

Namaz ki qubooliyat

Ek sahabi ne Hazoor Sallalah-o-Alaehi Wasallum se pucha k hamain kaisay pata chalega k hamari namaz qubool hogayi hai?

Ap Sallalah-o-Alaehi Wasallum ne jawab diya k, “Jab agli namaz perhne ka khud dil chahay ga”.

Beauty of believe in Allah

Beauty of believe in Allah

Agar wo nahi deta mujhe jab me mangta hon.

To phir yaqeenan wo mujhe tab dega jab mujhe zaroorat hogi 

Start talking to ALLAH

Whenever you feel that nobody wants to listen to you, then give a try to start talking to ALLAH.

You will find HIM attentive all the time… 

Mit jaye gunahon ka tasawur hi jahan se

Mit jaye Gunahon ka tasawur hi jahan se,

Agar ho ye yaqeen k koi dekh raha hai…!!!

Christmas gift suggestions

To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.

You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness

that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Just a second

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

FoOl is FOol

31st March Or 1st April Fool is Fool doesn’t matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools..

April Fool in Advance

Please open this after 4 days.
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I know u can’t wait, So Congrats.

You’re the 1st FOOL of 2011.

April Fool in Advance 

Happy New Year

With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014*

Fresh New Year

Fresh Air….
Fresh Idea….
Fresh Talent….
Fresh Energy….
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

New year wish to friend

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha-Lamha Waqt Guzar Jaayega,

Ek Din Baad Naya Saal Aayega,

Aaj Hi Aapko ‘HAPPY NEW YEAR’ wish kar du,

Warna Baazi Koi Aur Mar Jayega

Happy New Year 2014!

Before the golden sun sets

Before the golden sun sets,

Old calender is destroyed,

And mobile networks get jammed,

I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed

All the stars wishing u happy new year

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

New Year’s Day

We will open the book

Its pages are blank

We are going to put words on them ourselves

The book is called Opportunity and

Its first chapter is New Year's Day

Sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do,

babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do,
sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kahaa sharaab chhod do,
aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod do,
ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi chhod do

Dabang

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

I wish a wish for u.

I wish a wish for u.
The wish i wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
Eid Mubarak

EID MUBARAK

*_____*
¡’-.__.-’!  Advàñçe
!______! Eid Card 4 u
¤kindly open it¤
advance
¤=========¤
)  HAPPY (
(EID MUBARAK)
) FOR U (
.¤=====@@@@@

Sardar said to doctor

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

Aap Ko Bhi Ho Mubarik

Khushbu-e-Gulab hai Paseena RASOOL ka,

Aap ko bhi ho Mubarik Mahina RASOOL ka”

EID-e-MILAD-UN-NABI Mubarik Ho

Aao baten karen Light chali gae hai

‘Aao baten karen.

Light chali gae hai
Light agaye hai
Light jane vali hai
Light ane vali hai
Light nahi aye
Light nahi gaye
Light ja bhe sakti hai
Light aa bhe sakti hai
Light dim hai
Light tez hai
Light aa kiun nahi rahe?
Light jaa kiun nahi rahe.

Okay bye,
aap se baten kar k bohat maza aya.’

Wazarat e bijli ne Load Shedding Khatam karne ka Elaan Latest sms 2013

Breaking News:
Wazarat e bijli ne Load Shedding Khatam karne
ka Elaan

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Sorry,

Abi itna hi suna tha,
K Light chali gai hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MOON is upset and SUN is Happy

MOON is upset and SUN is Happy
Bcoz
“MOON” is Going 2 miss “U”
&
“SUN” is Waiting to see “U”
So,Have a Sweet
And
Lovely Day..,

GOOD MORNING…

Have a wonderful day

,\ ! /,
_- O -_
,_,.+””-._,.+””-._ ,+
Good
Morning
Feel the freshness
&
gentle touch of morning sunrise.
Have a wonderful day..

Hume zagate the aur ek aj kal ka

Ek zamana tha jab subha subha
“KUKRUKU”
Karke
“MURGE”
Hume zagate the aur ek aj kal ka
jamana h
“HUME” sms karke
“MURGO” ko zagana padta h.
Gud morning

Tapkane ka nhi

r–._,———..
“-, .c-.——”’
/ i–’
C__J
Dro mat,
khali dhamkane ka h apko,
Tapkane ka nhi,
Aj kal apke SMS nhi aa rele h.
Dhyan rakhna…
(@^@) GOOD MORNING

Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai

THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR
tak ane wali “NINDIYA” xpress
Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai,
Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne
Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae.
GOOD MORNING

We realize everything’s changed

Good Morning!
We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everything’s changed!

Subha bakhair

As rain covers the sun..

Truth covers the lie..

Flowers cover the garden..

I wish

&

Pray that

“Happiness”

Covers all da worries of ur life…

Ameen..

Subha bakhair

When u start ur day

When u start ur day
Keep 3words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
“Gud Morng dost”

Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye

Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye Sahib Neend Se..?

“Ay Dill”

Suna Hai Bahot Soutey Hain Ye Hussan Waley…

Good Morning..

Lo 1 Or Sal B Guzar Geya

Lo 1 Or Sal b Guzar geya.
Dukh iska nahi k Humari Shadi nahi hui
.
Khushi is bat ki hai k Tumhari b nahi
hui…

(“,)/
<))
/>Is parcham K Saye Taly
Ham 1 hain Ham 1 hain;

App aur Pepsi may 3 Cheezain same hain

App aur PEPSI may 3 Cheezain same hain..

1.Sab ko pasan ho.

2.Dono sweet ho
.
Aur
.
3.Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay.

PLZ MIND
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Zarur karna warna msg ka maza kirkira hojae ga…

Line Marne k 3 Tarike

Line marne k 3 tarike…:D
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1:- pen se
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2:- Marker se
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3:- Pencil se.
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Sab ko apne jaisa Line
marne wala
mat samjho…:P
Sach ma bahut sharif hun
yaar . .

Ek Ladki Ek Din Art Gallery

Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh kar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?”
.

Maalik : “Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna dosto

life me ansoo ponchny waly to bht milty hain magar

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..
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..
naak ponchny koi ni ata

so apny rumaal apny pass rakhna thand aa gai hai

I believe that love the one who loves youI believe that love the one who loves you

When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you…

Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz

Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after

10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Mein Gaye

Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,

Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha

Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha,

Agar Tumhare Paas Chaar Toffee hain! Un Mein Se Maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?

Baccha bola:Chaar
Teacher:Wo kaise

Baccha bola:Main Thori Na BeWakoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.

Us Ne Apni Khushi Ki Khatir

Us Ne Apni Khushi Ki Khatir Mere
DIL Ke Tukre Tukre Kar Diye

DOstO

Lekin
Wo Khud Hi Ro Parhi Har
Tukre Pr Apna Nam Dkh Kr…

Ussi Jaga Par Khari Hoon

‘Ussi
Jaga Par Khari Hoon
Jahan Woh Bichra Tha

Suna
Hai Jab Se Ke Mosam
Palat Ker Aate Hein……..!!!!’

Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aati Hai

Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aati Hai Naam Likhta Hon

Jab Takya Per Ser Hota Hai Mahsoos Karta Hon

Ya Rab De Un Ko Sabre Jameel Or
Humko Chain Woh Juda Huwe Hain Jab Se Na Hai Kisi Ko Sukoon…

Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye

Un ko Jaana Tha Wo Chale Gaye,

Hum ko Khona Tha Hum ne Kho Diya.
Fark To Itna Tha ?

Us ne Zindagi Ka Ek Pal Khoya,
Hum ne Ek Pal May Puri Zindagi Kho Diya

Bardi Hseen Thi Zindgi Jab

Bardi Hseen Thi Zindgi Jab

Na Kisi Se Muhabbt Na Kisi Se Nafrat Thi

Zindgi Me Ek Mod Aisa Aaya

Muhabbat Ek Se Hui Or Nafrat Sari Dunia Se Ho Gai.

Ammi mera English teacher

'Beti: Ammi mera English teacher kitna khubsurat hai na? 
Ammi: Beta ustad baap ki jaga hota hy 
Beti: Ammi aap hamesha apny chakkar me rehna humara na sochna :('

Maa: Tu Apne Baal kyun nhi katwata

'Maa: Tu Apne Baal kyun nhi katwata? 
Beta: Mom it's fashion :) 
Maa: Wo to thik he pr "Log Teri 
Behen k liye ate he aur Tujhe 
Pasand kr jate he... :D:-P'

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai

Ek Lamha Men Ek Manzar Guzar Jata Hai.

Jab Koi Apna Begana Nazar Aata Hai.

Yu To Awaz Aati Hai Har Shishe Ke Tutne Ki.

Par Kabhi Kabhi Bina Awaz Ke Bhi Sab Kuch Toot Jata Hai…

Hum to bike chalate hue larki

'Hum to bike chalate hue larki ko ungli kr rahe tey, 
......Faraz...... 
Humain kia pata tha wo Rehman malik ki beti niklegi...:p 
Dekh yr sasur ki hat gai :p 
Bike par hi pabandi lagadi.'

3 dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile.

'3 dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile... 
1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke 
Patake 
Laaye, 
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye, 
2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke 
Pataake 
Laaye 
Thhe, 
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye, 
3rd:D daddy Ghar Par Nahin 
Thay... 
Toh 
Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek 
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne 
Baari- 
Baari 
Bajayaa.. :D'

Good Evening sms

Good Evening Wishes

What is microsoft excel

Santa In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”

Santa : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer

(what is microsoft excel)

Santas father brought a new sim card

Santa’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
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“New Father”

(Santas father brought a new sim card)

Sardar was awarded 2010 nobel prize

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”

Which States:

“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->

(Sardar was awarded 2010 nobel prize)

Air hostess sir kya loge?

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

(Air hostess sir kya loge?)

Tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

(Tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai)

Kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar gya

Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.
(Sardar kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar gya)

Dahi ki english btao

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao?
,
,
,
,
,
Sardar sochne k bad:
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,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.!

Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge

Bachao Bachao 

2nd: Ab kese hen? 


1st: Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..

Hum to udti chidya k bhi

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

College ki ladki se bola

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

Sardar ko mayyat wale ghar se mar par gai

Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai.

Wajah?

Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhey Thy.

Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola

O Mama Uth! Baraf de
Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.

Sardar in fire brigade :P

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey.

Sardar me kal mushaery me gya

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
“WA HAYAT”

“Wahayat”

Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai… hum kirey k alag pese lega… =P ;->

Jin bhot aur rohain rehti hy

Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->

Santa 60th birthday

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

Ajj 4 wajjay khotyan di race aye

Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.

Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye!

Sardar in romantic style

Newly Weded Srdr Couple’s Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

Es shehr me sab kuch hi bas teri kami

Aa ja keh abi zabat ka mosam nhi guzra

Aa ja keh abi barf paharo pe jami ha

Khushboo’n ke dareechon se sitaron ki haddon tak

Es shehr me sab kuch hi bas teri kami ha………………………..

Pathan going to Cinema

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
. 
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

hahaha Awara Pakistani Gujjar

Aarbic Funny

Ha ha ha ha

Pakistan Railway Toilet

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

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Guess!!

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Pakistan Railways Track

U can use it from Karachi to Khyber

Proud to be a PAKISTANI…!!!

DON

   ______
 _/.DON. /____
'-0-------'-0--"
Don ki car se cheni nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
.
Q?
.
Q k
Don khud 1 pao ly kar ja raha hai..!!

Low Balance

Subah Sham apki hi yad aavay hy

Sari sari raat hum ko jagavay hy

Dil to aap ko call krnay ko chahvay hy

Pr call center ki CHHOKRI ny balance km btavay hy…

Light

    ""MUJHY""
Do chezain bht tang krti hain,,,,,,,
.
.
(1)
*AAP KI YAAD*
Jo aati bht hai
.
(2)
   ""LIGHT""
Jo jati bht hai:) gud mrng!

Wah Re Mohabbat

Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli

“WAH RE MOHABAT”

1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..

Parrot

1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?

Dating

('-_-')(@.@)
 < ) (\_/(  )>
_/ /_  _/ /_
Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.

Modern Faqeer

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.

Wah Re Mohabbat

Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
“WAH RE MOHABAT”
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..

Lassi Pee Lena

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

Ek Larka

Ek larka tha dewana sa
Mobile lekr chalta tha
Nazren jhuka k shrma k
Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha
Kuch kehna tha shyad usko
Pr jane kis se darta tha
Jab b milta tha mujhse
Yehi pucha krta tha
Ye ON kese hota hy
Ye ON kese hota hy
Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..

What is Confidence?

What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!

Apple

A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.

Mama Ji

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

Pakistan Vich Agaya!

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..

New Plot

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

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ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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Pagal to Doctor

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”